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Joke of the Day
"When a girl tells u about her favorite animal - ""I'd eat one"" is not the right response."
Next Joke
"I wish I was as photogenic as most puppies."
"A patient wakes up and yells ""I can't feel my legs!!!"" The doctor says, ""Of course you can't! I amputated your arms."""
"I called a colleague inviting him to an orgy. He asked how many people will be there. I said "" if you and your wife come, there will be three of us."""
"Why are most runners single? At best they're ASICS."
"(I rest my foot on a woman's purse as she's walking down the street) hey how's it going"
"I get the same thing for my birthday every year - a pair of socks and a piece of tail... And they're both two sizes too big."
"Trying to make a video fullscreen, my dad asked me, ""How do I big it?"" Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian."
"What did the ceiling fan say? YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!"
"Why do java developers always wear eyeglasses? Because they dont C#"