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Joke of the Day
"20/__ -- Cyclops with perfect vision"
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"My gay friend told me his old boyfriend never played with his balls, but his new one just can't stop playing with them I told him ""I suppose one man's junk is another mans treasure"""
"What did one amorous flea say to the other? I love you aw-flea."
"that moment when football players come out of the locker room and realize they're all wearing the same thing again"
"What did the left pussy lip say to the right pussy lip? Girl, we used to be so tight until we let some dick come between us."
"What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends? Old Bay."
"The people in Bahrain don't like The Flintstones But those in Abu Dhabi do"
"""Hand me downs"" Apparently not the right way to ask the wife to hand me our disabled baby."
"What do you call someone who would do *anything* for a chocolate snack cake? A ho ho ho. (merry xmas!)"
"When you're an Olympic-size slut, every day is an opening ceremony."