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Joke of the Day

"My gay friend told me his old boyfriend never played with his balls, but his new one just can't stop playing with them I told him ""I suppose one man's junk is another mans treasure"""

"Yo Mama's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute."

"I'm writing a swiss novel But there's a lot of plot holes."

"Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead."

"How does a feminist screw in a light bulb? She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her."

"Ladies, as you enter this day, remember that one chubby arm photo is going to cancel out the thirty you carefully took of your collar bone."

"Q: What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A: A receding hare-line."

"You don't get what you WISH for, you get what you WORK for."

"YOU ASKED IF YOU COULD PET HER, NOT IF SHE BITES, MEGAN."

"I win all of my breakups by not getting fat."