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Joke of the Day
"I was gonna tell you a gay joke butt fuck it."
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"What is the most complicated ""Your Momma"" joke you know?"
"What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets."
"Please stop praying for my grandpa u are making him too strong. He broke out of the hospital & cops say their tasers don't work on him :("
"Alcoholics don't run in my family... ...they mostly stumble around and bump into things."
"Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger? I'd rather have him chase the tiger."
"My dream woman has a special combination of inner and outer beauty and is, most importantly, too naive to know she's way out of my league."
"""He's no longer updating iTunes."" - A very modern way of saying someone died"
"Pizza Hut ad: ""Do you want the same old same old, or do you want the original?"" Think about these words."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was too much pride on his side."