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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Chinese Billionaire? Cha Ching."

"I have a bit of a sinking feeling about today I feel like it's a day of titanic proportions, but my memory of what it could be is completely drowned out."

"My old best friend ran off years ago to pursue his dream of becoming a mime... I haven't heard from him since."

"Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun? Because they're not real."

"Most people know why 6 was afraid of 7 (because 7 ate 9)....but why was 5 afraid of 7? Because six, seven ate."

"I'm not a fan of anal sex with the deceased any more. In fact I only did it once in a blue moon."

"Sometimes cops don't believe it when I explain that my mom's dying wish was to keep her cremated ashes inside a bag of blow in my glove box."

"Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice."

"What did the egg say to the boiler water? It might take me awhile to get hard, I just got laid last night."

"Saw two bums in the street going at it with cardboxes boxes... Pillow fight!"