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Joke of the Day

"Misery loves company. And from what I can tell, the company she loves is the one where I work."

"What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you fuckin racist"

"MAY' contain nudity? Either it does or it doesn't. DON'T WASTE MY TIME"

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face."

"Hey men, don't be fooled by maxipad commercials. Ladies aren't really full of blue windshield washer fluid."

"What does a Jewish pedophile say? ""You wanna buy some candy?"""

"I bought a Christmas tree today and the guy asked me Will you be putting it up yourself?' I told him, No, you sicko, it's going in the living room!'"

"What is the frat guy's favorite ion? Bromide"

"How can you tell when a bicycist comes to a complete stop? He puts his foot down."

"I organized a threesome last night....there were a couple of no shows, but I still had a good time."