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Joke of the Day
"I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect."
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"How do I know when my girlfriend is having an orgasm? ... My hormones"
"""Guess What?"" ""What?"" ""Good Guess"""
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"If you can't concentrate, rub your nipples. It won't help, but concentration is overrated anyway. You know who likes concentration? Nazis."
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