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Joke of the Day
"I swear if I hear Uptown Funk one more time... I will smash my radio. Don't believe me? Just watch"
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"I heard the Spanish were trying to make a drug out of kinetic energy... Be careful though, because you could get an Mv^2 overdose."
"When will Cameron stop fucking with the system? when pigs fly"
"[Dirty] A man goes to a hooker... A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, ""What did you expect for $10? Lobsters ?"""
"You've really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can't reach it anyways"
"What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop? ""Make me one with everything."""
"An E-Flat , a G-Flat & a B-Flat walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve minors""."
"The fact that your guy friends stop being funny after getting a girlfriend is proof enough that women are soul sucking banshees."
"I bet most of business school is spent teaching students how to confidently swivel in big leather chairs."
"What's the difference between a Taliban training camp and a Pakistani wedding? I don't know. I just fly the drone."