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Joke of the Day
"I just don't understand how moats ever went out of style."
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"How does every racist joke start? With looking over your shoulder."
"Are the UK banning the export of cheese? I keep hearing on the radio about cheddar vans not being allowed overseas"
"English teachers' favorite knock-knock joke Knock-knock Who's there? To To who? *To whom*"
"I am a joke And my kid is the punch line"
"If he can't build a wall, Trump is going to dig a giant hole at the border and cover it with a welcome mat like it's a Road Runner cartoon."
"My secretary doesn't wear any bra or panties to work. But he types really well."
"Two lorry's crashed into each other, one containing terrapins the other containing tortoises... It was a turtle disaster."
"Each day of my life is like a chapter in a book.....deserving of a happy ending...."
"Whoever has my voodoo doll, please scratch between my butt cheeks..I'm in public"