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Joke of the Day
"How does every racist joke start? With looking over your shoulder."
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"So where do you see yourself in 5 years? How am I supposed to know, I don't have 2020 vision!"
"He was a man of peace...until they burned down his village. Now, the quest for vengeance has turned him into...A Man Of Burning Things Down"
"Recep Kostak"
"What is the name of the Asian pointing out everyones mistakes? Xu wong"
"My dyslexic friend sobbed uncontrollably as he confessed that he kept spelling his own name backwards I really do feel for Bob."
"Can you run a bath when you have the runs? ... only if you have enough."
"What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently? A shotgun"
"""I can try"" is a great response to invitations because you're not even committing to trying."
"Password: 1 upper case letter, 1 lower case letter, 1 stair case, 1 briefcase, 1 in case of emergency, 2 cases of beer, and 1 quesadilla."