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Joke of the Day
"Why don't lesbians make good cooks? They're always eating out."
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"""Morning guys"" ""HOLY SHIT IT'S SUPERMAN!"" - Clark Kent's first day at work wearing contact lenses"
"If the Avada Kedavra curse was invented by a Muslim wizard or by a Jewish wizard It would be called the ""Islama Kedavra"" curse or the ""Avada Judahvra"" respectively."
"I just put BOTH my legs into one pajama pant leg...making me a MERMAID!"
"Every time I click ""Remember Me"" on a login page, I get a little sad thinking about my fleeting existence... ...But some cookies would brighten my day! Disclaimer: Made this joke up just now."
"Why do women wear striped bras? Because it's a ZEBRA."
"When people use the wrong homonyms it irritates me I know the pane, I've been their before."
"Helen Keller's two favorite colors Corduroy and velcro"
"What is a mother's favorite Christmas Carol? Silent Night."
"Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head? Because he wanted a head of hare (hair)."