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Joke of the Day
"What do rednecks say after they broke up? We can still be brother and sister."
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"A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says ""Show me it's true what they say about black men"" .... So he stabs her & nicks her purse."
"I would absolutely slay the dating game if looks and personality didn't matter"
"Nigel: You said the school dentist would be painless but he wasn't. Teacher: Did he hurt you? Nigel: No but he screamed when I bit his finger."
"How to make a Trump sandwich White bread Lots of baloney Russian dressing And a small pickle"
"Why was the 40 degree angle so nice to the 50 degree angle? Because its very complementary!"
"Max wondered why the ball was slowly growing larger... and then it hit him."
"I am not the same person at 8am and 8pm."
"Why can't Bill Gates get a girlfriend? Because his penis is Microsoft."
"My husband is like Santa Claus He's old, fat, and comes once in a year."