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Joke of the Day
"I just ran 3.5 miles in 30 minutes! Ha! Just kidding, I ate some ice cream."
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"People always say that European Football will never make it big here in the states. But it seems like we really picked it up an ran with it."
"What do you call an airplane's cockpit if it's staffed by female pilots? The Box Office."
"Did you hear about the time Eddy's sister tried to make a birthday cake ? The candles melted in the oven."
"Jared Fogle will feel a sense of familiarity in jail. Even inside jail, he'll be enjoying fresh meat."
"Did you hear about the pecan orgy? It was fucking nuts."
"""This is the ride that killed Jimmy."" - me in line, loudly, at amusement parks"
"What did they call Postman Pat after he retired? Pat"
"Life is basically just a constant effort to not be disgusting."
"What did the fat math teacher say after a large Thanksgiving dinner? (-1)/8! Edit: I clearly don't know how to math."