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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the time Eddy's sister tried to make a birthday cake ? The candles melted in the oven."

"What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition? A navi-gator!"

"When I don't approve of another shopper's groceries in the checkout line, I just use one of those separator bars to sweep them to the floor"

"I'm sorry I got salsa on your baby and I'm extra sorry I scraped it off with a chip"

"Came up with this as a kid Why'd the dog sit in the shade? He didn't want to be a hot dog!"

"The GPA is not my son... But I will raise it."

"Whats brown and comes out of Cowes backwards? The Isle of Wight ferry."

"What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common? nothing"

"I figured I'd just think of a punch line and then try to make a joke out of it. What did the comedian say when asked how he came up with his last joke?"

"Decided to start a business that serves beer and gives massages Gonna call it Rub and Chug"