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Joke of the Day
"Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don't work."
Next Joke
"What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash? A rootabaga."
"So Apple wants to diversify their company... They should just press the home button three times."
"Whoa. There are books on TAPE? Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives."
"I just read an article on the dangers of alcohol and it scared the shit out of me So that's it. I'm done. No more reading after today"
"As I've gotten older, my answer to any problem, more and more, is ""burn it down""."
"""Meh-eh-eh. Meh-eh-eh"" - Apathetic goat."
"I'd want a burglar to break into my house, I'll help them look for money."
"ME: I cant make it in today BOSS: again? why M: my car died B: that's the same excuse you used yesterday M: yeah but today's the funeral"
"So I blew positive for alcohol today and got arrested... Positive is my neighbor's dog's name"