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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan? ... Take their little stones and brooms away!"
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"""There can only be one!"" -Arab eyebrows"
"Sister Mary Francis won the contest but I was runner-up... Technically, I'm second to nun."
"""There are nine holes on a chair. A man sat and farted. Which hole did the fart go through?"" The asshole."
"One of the great pleasures of living in a city is walking by a pile of bloody clothes and thinking, ""Someone else will take care of this."""
"Have you heard about the South Korean subreddit? Apparently it's the /r/seoul of reddit."
"Every N.W.A song Verse 1: Sellin' crack rocks and shootin' muthafuckas! Verse 2: Police pull me over just 'cause I'm brown."
"My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. He was rightI feel ten years older already."
"What's the difference between a pest and vermin? Walt Disney."
"I want to watch a porn where both people scream out lengthy Starbucks drink orders when they orgasm"