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Joke of the Day
"Why did Arthur have a round table ? So no one could corner him !"
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"Once you go black... ...you're a single mother"
"What do you call a bee that gets engaged? A Beyonce."
"A physicist notices a man about to jump of a really tall building, he yells: DONT JUMP YOU HAVE SO MUCH POTENTIAL"
"When a duck takes a selfie, it makes a lonely white girl face."
"What did the tailpipe say to the muffler? I'm exhausted. What did the muffler say back? ^mmmmbfmbm"
"I have a lot of road rage. FUCK ROADS!!!"
"According to MyFitnessPal, I have been dead for 6 weeks."
"What's the problem with auto-erotic asphyxia? You don't know if you're coming or going"
"What's the square root of 69? Ate something."