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Joke of the Day

"Being a man means doing what I want, when I want, and not having to answer to anyone. This is my...shit she's coming. To be continued."

"What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene? Turn off all the lights."

"'My train was late' should be enough excuse to take the day off. Bosses please note."

"My new hobby: Seeing animals in old films like westerns, and saying ""I can tell you something about that animal."" ""It's dead now."""

"Why did the condom cross the road? Because it was pissed off."

"What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the zoo."

"Knock knock. Who's there? It's Amy. Amy who? It's amy, MARIO!"

"America has to stop all this violence overseas so we can focus on doing nothing to stop violence back here in America."

"A women asked her husband, ""What do bees eat?"" The husband replied ""Honey, how should I know?"""

"what's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a child? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window."