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Joke of the Day

"Rape jokes are so much more funny when you force them on someone ..."

"""No Kanye, it's called Coney Island."" ""Kanye Island."" ""Coney Island"" ""Kanye Island."" ""Co... ney."" ""Kan... ye."""

"Did any of you hear about that pedo music teacher? The one who broke a G string while fingering A minor."

"Why did the penis. . . Why did the penis stop going to the speakeasy? He was sick of ragtime."

"Men are four times more likely than women to commit suicide, even though women attempt it more. So men are better at it! \- George Carlin"

"If singer/actor Meat Loaf got sick and refused treatment... the newspapers headline could be ""Meat Loaf Aday keeps the doctor away"""

"I bought a Valentine's Day card for everyone at our local Tourette's Society... It's the thought that cunts!"

"Bad grammar is my biggest pet peeve Their is nothing else than pisses me off more then seeing people use it."

"My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish she used to like to dress up as herself and then act like a fucking bitch all the time"

"[hours after first date] HER: *on phone* yeah i went on the date but he was creepy. *i'm just sitting outside her bedroom window in shock*"