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Joke of the Day

"What did Jesus say to all the Indians before he left Don't do anything until I get back."

"-Babe, I can't find the condom, what if we don't use it? -Sure, I'm ready to be a mother anyways. -No, no. Look, I found it!"

"If I had a dollar for every gender I'd have $1.79."

"Me: I just broke a nail. WebMD: Finger cancer."

"What is green, red and goes 90 miles per hour? A frog in a blender."

"I told my grandpa he should wear his hearing aids but he won't listen"

"I thought air was free my whole life until I bought a bag of chips."

"Barista won't write ""Air Bud was bullshit"" on my coffee cup. We've been arguing for 20 minutes. HE'S A DOG THAT PLAYS BASKETBALL"

"What's Scrooge's favourite food? A humbug'er."

"Why do Mexicans walk around school like they own the place? Their Father built the place and their Mother cleans it."