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Joke of the Day
"Japanese boy kills his grandfather... Pfft, youth in Asia."
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"A man asks his wife ""Why don't you ever tell me when you have an orgasm?"" The wife says ""I don't like calling you when you're at work!"""
"Q: What did one vampire say to the other vampire? A: Is that you coffin?"
"Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey... I am color blind. :("
"New bum For my birthday, I'm asking for a new bum. My old one's got a crack in it"
"Being the President is seriously stressful. Kennedy lost his mind!"
"If you're feeling bored, find a group photo of 4 girls on Instagram, and then comment, ""You 3 look great!"" Magic will happen afterwards..."
"[FBI job interview] ""Do you have any self defense training?"" *flashback to hiding behind fence from teenagers* Yes I'm skilled at fencing."
"I used to want to be a banker.... but I lost interest."
"What's the worst part of running into your ex? You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged."