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Joke of the Day
"I used to want to be a banker.... but I lost interest."
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"I taught my parents something today... ...I guess they learned from their mistake"
"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs"
"Do you wanna play the rape game? ""no?"" Well that's the spirit!"
"How do you know you've satisfied a redhead? She unlocks the handcuffs. Edit: for everyone that isn't getting it, it means kinky sex"
"Vending machines are so homophobic. I'm sorry my dollar is not straight enough for you."
"I don't know what's longer: a microwave minute or a treadmill minute..."
"When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's cute. I just find it strange how many people have knives on a date."
"Why was the lawyer home early? Briefcase"
"A lot of schools are back in session. Remember if you study hard enough there will still be no jobs when you graduate."