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Joke of the Day
"Why did the students need a ladder to get into school? It was a high school."
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"A skeleton walks into a bar and says, ""Give me a beer and a mop."""
"What did one depressed saggy boob say to the other? We better get some support before people think we're nuts!"
"Q. What is black and white and screams? A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs."
"Black people! Guns! Police officers."
"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the first one that had a dream got shot."
"A thief broke into my house last night He started searching for money, so I woke up and searched with him."
"Maybe a funeral isn't the best place to practice my evil laugh"
"Undertaker: ""What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?"" Wife: ""Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."""
"A man shot a guy in the butt from 1000m away It was one helluva crack-shot."