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Joke of the Day
"Maybe a funeral isn't the best place to practice my evil laugh"
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"I was in a bad place when my girlfriend broke up with me. A brothel."
"What do you call it when a stripper works for free? Pro Boner."
"Even crazier than posting photos of your food, is what you actually look like hovering over your meal snapping pictures."
"Are you Flappy Bird? 'Cuz I wanna tap you till you crash."
"I have an addiction to snorting powdered fruit drink mix... Anybody got a punch line?"
"I've done a ton of research and looked at multiple symptom checkers. I went to the doctor and he said I was fine but..... .....I think I may be suffering from hypochondria"
"I like my problems like i like my women Constantly following me"
"There are two Jehovah's Witnesses outside... They're applauding my house for some reason."
"I've satisfied every waitress I've met... With just the tip"