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Joke of the Day

"Helen Keller walks into a bar... Then a table, then a chair."

"Don't you hate it when... [NSFW] ...you could have actually viewed that Reddit post at work?"

"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire"

"What's the difference between Boy Scouts and Jews Boy Scouts come back from their camps"

"When I was a kid I was so afraid of being kidnapped until my mom assured me there was no way in Hell anyone would ever want to take me."

"Are you dylsexic? Probably."

"Bought a sled on sale in Boston Got a real tobahgain."

"All the adults who used to tell me ""When you're older you'll understand"" - I appreciate your optimism but have some bad news"

"What do Mormons and tweakers have in common? They both ride bikes and go on missions."

"Why do we call rulers ""Your Highness""? because that's what they measure."