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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear Microsoft have started giving away Office free to parents? Word to your mother."
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"Why should everyone vote for Hillary Clinton? Because Bill said she doesn't suck"
"The Russian Army Q: Ho you Hld you -47 when running aay fro nuclea blast? A: On far stretched out hands coad, so the hot , fro the gun does not dip on s oned shoes!"
"I was going to tell a joke about sodium But Na"
"Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop? Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice."
"Why doesn't Santa Claus have children? He cums down the chimney."
"What did Jay Sherman say about your breath? It stinks!"
"What presidential candidate currently has a beard? Hillary Clinton."
"Q: What do you call it when you lease false teeth? A: A dental rental."
"My ex-girlfriend is like a chocolate She killed my dog"