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Joke of the Day
"Five most popular enhanced interrogation techniques.. .. The fourth one will shock you!"
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"Thankful that Americans have one day a year when they can overindulge."
"Why Won't Monica Lewinski vote for Hillary? The last Clinton left a bad taste in her mouth"
"What did the Nihilist whisper into his lover's ear? Sweet Nothings."
"Iron Man Joke Iron man is a super hero. Iron, woman. is a command."
"What's the difference between men and women? Women play hard to get. Men get hard to play."
"I asked my friend what keeps her up at night. She answered, ""helium."" Also, my friend is a balloon."
"Wife: Are you even listening to me? Me: Of course W: Oh yeah, what did I say? M: [smoke bomb] W: I can still see you M: [Another smoke bomb]"
"And the Oscar goes too.......... Prison."
"[planning for wedding] i found us a remote location ""Omg where?"" *points to fanny pack stapled to wall above TV* The remote goes there now"