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Joke of the Day

"Five most popular enhanced interrogation techniques.. .. The fourth one will shock you!"

"What do u give a woman who has everything? Penacilin"

"What's the difference between your mom and a bowling ball? Your mom can't fit in a bowling ball."

"""Mommy all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?"" ""No of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."""

"""The most comfortable place to put your elbows at dinner is on the table, so I'm gonna go ahead and make that bad manners."" -Some asshole"

"Just bought a Tupac of Eminems for 50 Cents It was Ludacris!"

"And the lord said take this all of you and eat it, this is my body which will be given up for you"" and Gordon Ramsay replied ""bland, dry, and tasteless."""

"Stages of beard length: 1.) sexy stubble 2.) sea captain 3.) prisoner of war 4.) homeless person 5.) wizard"

"Just saw the hottest DILF! (it was glazed)"

"Wanna feel old? Stacy's mom has had it going on for over 81 years."