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Joke of the Day
"What did the Nihilist whisper into his lover's ear? Sweet Nothings."
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"Why dont Asians go to the theaters? Because they always see widescreen!"
"How does Alfred call batman for dinner? Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner batman!"
"My friend just joined a Reggae band, he plays the triangle. He says it's pretty easy, all he has to do is... Sit at the back and ting."
"Sometimes my eye-rolls are the most exercise I get all day."
"How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Potato"
"You hear about the accident involving the mustang and the t bird? There was horse shit and feathers everywhere! My grandpa died 12 years ago this week, thought I'd share his favorite joke."
"Three statisticians are hunting when they see a rabbit. The first one shoots and misses him on the left. The second shoots and misses him on the right. The third one shouts, ""We've hit it!"""
"Careers Advisor to American student: ""What do you want to be when you leave college?"" Student: ""Alive""."
"I used to be indecisive but now I'm not so sure"