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Joke of the Day
"How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls? Collect!"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adam ! Adam who ? Adam up and tell me the total !"
"Is it possible to mistake schizophrenia for telepathy .... .... I hear you ask."
"She asked me for a dollar... But I only had three quarters of it."
"Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother."
"Job interview Interviewer: What is your greatest weakness? Me: I'm brutally honest. Interviewer: I don't think it's a weakness at all. Me: I don't give a fuck what you think."