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Joke of the Day

"astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day"

"Claustrophobic people are interesting Because they always try to think outside of the box."

"Today, I saw a black guy wave to an Asian from across the street. It gives me hope for the future... Rush Hour 4!"

"Do you remember that time you met Bill Cosby? No? Add another one to the list!"

"What is Trump's favorite disney movie? Wall-E"

"How do you seat four gay men on a bar stool? Flip it over."

"Quit bragging yo. Jesus drove a Honda back in Bible days and said nothing of it. ""For I speak not of my own accord"" John 12:49 a."

"Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship? Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D ^(I feel dirty)"

"The winner of Powerball should really invest in a diverse portfolio There's also Mega Millions, Tri-State, and SuperLotto."

"What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y."