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Joke of the Day

"Job interview Interviewer: What is your greatest weakness? Me: I'm brutally honest. Interviewer: I don't think it's a weakness at all. Me: I don't give a fuck what you think."

"Intellectual Jokes as in: Yo mama so wide she didn't fit through the Thermopylae Pass or she so fat she didn't fit through the last circle in Dante's Inferno. Let's get this thread ballin'."

"Girls are magic... They get wet without water, can bleed without injuries and get boneless things hard!"

"When cute black and white bears start communing with spirits, it's pandanormal."

"What did Timmy get for Christmas? Cancer"

"What did the band director say to the misbehaving kid? You're in treble mister!"

"I like my women like I like my alcohol..... Rubbing."

"I love Brown people... but I fucking hate Muslims."

"*At the Carnival* Me: How much for the petting zoo? Person: What? *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*"

"How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving? He's Russian to Turkey."