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Joke of the Day
"I'm pretty sure the whole ""ladies first"" thing was created by a guy just to check out ass."
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"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything!"
"Little Johnny The teacher came up to Johnny's desk and asked can you tell me what separates you from a monkey. Johnny said with confidence ""the desk""."
"Do you guys wanna jear a hoke about dyslexics? I had a joke about Alzheimer's but damnit, I don't remember it."
"My girlfriend's refusal to learn the difference between baking soda and washing soda leaves me foaming at the mouth"
"What do you call a cow with no legs? A cow with no legs of course. HA got heeem."
"A racist, a sexist, a homophobe, and a idiot walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and smiles. ""Welcome back, Mr. Trump!"" he says."
"Want to hear a joke about digging? Never mind actually. It's boring."
"Why are ISIS so safety conscientious and choose to use donkeys instead of vehicles for transportation? vehicle tail pipes will burn your ass bad"
"What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common? All they talk about is the presidential erection"