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Joke of the Day
"I'm pretty sure the whole ""ladies first"" thing was created by a guy just to check out ass."
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"If you're looking for someone to tell you what to do in the bedroom I'm pretty good at instructing on how to install window blinds."
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"Q. What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist? A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you."