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Joke of the Day

"Decided to start a business that serves beer and gives massages Gonna call it Rub and Chug"

"What do you get when you cross a riddle with a rhetorical question?"

"Every time I hang out with my old roommate from college, we get drunk. I think he may have a drinking problem..."

"There's only one similarity between Donald Trump and Feminists. Redditors hate them both."

"At some point shouldn't airlines be embarrassed their airplanes are older than those cars people drive in Cuba?"

"Last night I met the girl of my dreams... Then I woke up."

"What is the difference between a peeping tom and a pickpocket? A pickpocket snatches watches"

"Marriage is a three ring circus... Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffer-ring"

"Moses joke Moses was the first person to use Control+C as a shortcut."

"Someone flipped me off so I threw my wallet at him and said ""I love you."" He didn't even die. Killing people with kindness is hard."