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Joke of the Day
"I'm glad the Dentist calls me the day before to remind me to cancel my appointment."
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"What does the snicker say to the other snicker? DEEZ NUTZ, Ha! Goteem!"
"What's the difference between a run-down bus stop and a big-breasted lobster? One is just a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean!"
"Claustrophobia is the fear of closed spaces... For example, I'm going to the liquor store and I'm scared that it may be closed..."
"Why are farmers the best at what they do? They are out standing in their field."
"If I ever get a llama, I'm totally naming it Dalai."
"You wanna hear a disappointing joke with an anticlimactic punchline? Okay."
"To say Nirvana wasn't the most influential early 90s band would be... A denial, a denial, a denial, a denial..."
"I hate when people say my skirt looks slutty.. Like, who cares if my balls hang out a little?"
"Why was the army recruiter in the nursery? To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry."