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Joke of the Day

"Two spices are talking One spice says ""man it stinks like b.o. in here!"" Other spice says ""come on man I'm only cumin"""

"Why did the violinist go to jail? For fingering A Minor."

"You can never tell when someone's had plastic surgery. It always looks super real & not weird or awful. You should get some."

"What is the difference between spinach and boogers? Kids don't eat spinach"

"TIL if you say ""gullible"" very slowly it'll come out sounding like ""oranges"". Gotchya!?"

"Why did the dolphin commit suicide? Because his life had no porpoise"

"*el chapo dies* God: okay I'm gonna have to send you to hell Chapo: ok *3 weeks later* Angel: El Chapo has escaped from hell"

"Guys, I know Michael Jordan very well... .. He just doesn't know me."

"My friends say I'm frugal. I'm not buying it."

"An app to tase restaurant owners who call appetizers ""apps"""