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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 14 years."
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"A man walks into a bar He suffered a minor concussion."
"Why is there no market for white tires? Because black tires makes your car run faster"
"Catch 22: Husband said if I quit Twitter he would pay for a boob job. But if I had huge jugs I would get tons of new followers. Sigh."
"what't the difference between a US election and a bunch of sly midgets? [NSFW] one is a bunch of cunning runts and the other is a bunch of running cunts."
"What's in a name? Mainly, letters that make sounds."
"The goldfish just gave me the ""just flush me"" look. No way pal. If I have to stay so do you."
"Dollar store light bulbs aren't only inexpensive. They save you money on your heating bill when they burst into flames."
"I learned how to talk to animals today.. Now they just have to learn to listen"
"What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ? An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !"