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Joke of the Day
"I'll bet Johnny Depp is somewhere supercool right now, wearing 7 scarves."
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"I always eat duck with a few slices of cheap bread, because I know they would've enjoyed it."
"What's 16 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? Obama's Tie."
"How Long's A Chinese Penis? Yes"
"My dancing style can best be described as ""Guy On Maury Who Just Found Out He Isn't The Father."""
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"It's time for my wife's 12 week sonogram! I can't wait to see what we'll have! A son or an abortion"
"What did the black hole say to the Catholic priest? ""I'm sorry, father. I'm rather critical of mass."""
"You'd think by now the Food Network would have late night adult shows with roast beef, cream pies and salad tossing."
"I quit my job at the helium factory today I won't stand to be spoke to in that tone of voice"