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Joke of the Day
"Ever see a jack ass wrapped in plastic? If not... Look at your drivers license."
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"Did you hear about the guy who was frozen to absolute zero? Don't worry he was OK."
"What do you call a Mexican Midget? A paragraph. He's too short to be called an ese"
"Why did Native Americans stop sharing peace-pipes with settlers? They noticed the settlers were always blowing smoke out their ass."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 'ate' 9 xD"
"A helium atom walks into a bar The bartender says: sorry, we don't serve noble gases here. The helium atom doesn't react."
"why do gorillas have big nostrils? Big fingers!!!"
"Success, like a fart, only bothers people when its not their own."
"Any girl can give you pics I can give you a headache"
"Cats won't give away your position when someone knocks on the door. They hide with you, like understanding furry ninjas."