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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an angry pirate? P-irate"
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"Trans-Jenner? Has that joke been made yet?"
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"Why cant a woman be the goalie for hockey? 3 periods 2 pads."
"What is Iron Man's favorite month? FE-bruary Thanks :D"
"Fear does not exist in this dojo. And neither does air conditioning or proper ventilation, so you will all be sparring in your underwear."
"A Jewish kid asks his father for 5 bucks His dad replies, ""4 dollars? What would you need 3 dollars for??"""
"What did the sushi say to the bee? Wassabee?!?!"
"I learned all my flirting from lizards so I just do a bunch of really fast pushups when I see a cute lizard."