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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy with the invisible dick? He came out of nowhere."
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"When I draw a fish I always.... ... Draw it to scale"
"A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, ""uno, dos..."" *Poof* ... He disappears without a tres."
"Have you ever tried sky diving without a parachute? It's a once in a lifetime experience"
"I'm not the man you'd hoped for or even the man you wanted me to be. Perhaps you should have just once seen in me, the man I am."
"I too found a safe at work and tried opening it... Bank security guard fired at me and police arrested me. It was not safe for me."
"What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine? A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress"
"Found a concert that costs 45 cents! ..... It's 50cent and Nickelback /mikedrop"
"in mexico, we don't say ""I love you"" cause we dont speak english."
"What happened to the Indian chief who drank too much tea? He drowned in his tea-pee."