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Joke of the Day

"ROTFLMAOBNHETKMFTARLA Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off, but not hard enough to keep me from typing a really long acronym."

"I told my wife that Leonard Nimoy, Mr. Spock died. She said, ""May the force be with him."""

"What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill? Rick O'Shay."

"Roses are red, Violets are red... Actually, I think my garden's on fire"

"How do you guarantee that your wishes always come true? Wish for something that is already true."

"Who would you ask for advice about a lion? a lion or a gerbil? The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions."

"Today, I saw that my ironing board cover was wrinkled. I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because irony has the word iron in it."

"What do africans wear on their heads? Ebowla hats"

"""Keep that upside-down frown right where it is!"" - Botox Patient Saying"

"24 men sucked off in Magaluf. 11 f*cked in Belo Horizonte."