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Joke of the Day
"Know your customer. Think like an idiot."
Next Joke
"I heard you are what you eat Must explain why your such a huge dick"
"*approaches drive-thru window on a camel* ""Sir, here's your 17 big macs and a large milkshake."" May I please have a straw? *camel collapses*"
"What did the mermaid wear to her math class? An algae bra."
"What do you call an alien that's also a pedophile? An Extramolestrial"
"A spider just crawled onto my keyboard. Don't worry, it's under ctrl."
"No one J.D. should have all that power and associates."
"What do you call a threesome? Q: What do you call a threesome with a man and two women? A: *Fucking awesome.* Q: What do you call a threesome with a woman and two men? A: *Gay sex with a witness.*"
"You know pterodactyls' don't make noise right? Even the P is silent."
"What do you call a 100 year old frog ? An old croak !"