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Joke of the Day

"*approaches drive-thru window on a camel* ""Sir, here's your 17 big macs and a large milkshake."" May I please have a straw? *camel collapses*"

"My doctor told me I needed to see a rheumatologist... I told him that's a strange way to say interior designer."

"How can you tell if a gay person is dead? Check pulse"

"What day do most mothers give birth? Labor day."

"What did one doctor say to the other doctor? ""We're both doctors"""

"If you can't celebrate Valentine's Day with someone you love, celebrate it with alcohol and pizza."

"No one is more unnecessarily confident than a white person that just ordered Mexican food in a Spanish accent."

"A Stupid Boyfriend Thought LOL Meant ""Lots Of Love"". So He Sent This Text To His Girlfriend,""You Are Only Girl Of My Life.......LOL""."

"[looks up at arresting officer] are you mad at me"

"Cabin Fever... A man says to his wife, ""Can you tell me something that makes me angry and happy at the same time?"" She thinks about it and says, ""Sure. You got a bigger dick than your brother."""