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Joke of the Day
"I heard you are what you eat Must explain why your such a huge dick"
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"Sometimes its better to eliminate the problem rather than trying to solve it."
"how many screws hold together a lesbians bed? None it's all tongue and groove"
"WANTED: Someone to have my babies and carry on my family name. No strings attached. You can even keep the kids."
"What pick-up line works 100% of the time? Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
"What is a pedophile's favorite soap opera? The Young and The Breast-less"
"An obgyn was fired from his job So decided to become a comedian, but he failed at that as well. I guess he just always screwed up the delivery..."
"The Fine Bros. Get it?"
"Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the ""Zach Pack""??? This needs to happen."
"What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent? They can both take about 65 loads."