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Joke of the Day
"I wonder if Sherlock Holmes is good at his taxes... He's great at making deductions."
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"The life of a dog living on the street is... ...RUFF, RUFF-RUFF, RUFF!"
"The woman next to me on this roller-coaster won't stop screaming and shouting. It's like she's never seen a man trimming his pubes before!"
"A really hot girl was checking me out today. Then I paid her for the groceries and left the store."
"GOD: That's the last of the animals. Now add warning colors to the poison ones ANGEL: Will do GOD: But not all of them, keep some surprises"
"[toddler saves Michael Cera from drowning]"
"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Dude! Breathe!!"
"Just realized why my Grandpa called his sideburns thigh ticklers Excuse me guys while I go walk in front of a bus"
"Oh, you hate your job? There's a support group for that. It's called ""Everybody"", and we meet at the bar."
"Thanks for putting your kid on the phone so he could say hi. It changed my life."