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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend hates it when I sneak up on her... According to her lawyer, she also hates it when I call her my girlfriend."

"What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism? v2 Allah's Snackbar."

"An ugly foul smelling creature walks into a bar and the bartender says ""You should be at the dump!"" The creature shakes its head. ""Nah, they don't want a redditor either."""

"What is the difference between an epileptic oyster-shucker & a prostitute with diarrhea? The epileptic oyster-shucker SHUCKS between FITS."

"Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true."

"Who busted you out of Iraq? Well actually, I-ran"

"It's like my Uncle said, no body, no crime Coworker: I only asked how your weekend was..."

"What is the smallest mall? sMall !"

"When ever someone asks me how I'm able to insult people so well..... I say ""I'm German, roasting people is what I do..."""

"What do you call a?... What do you call potato who's high? A. A baked potato What do call a wizard who doesn't have enough minions? A. Short staffed Ps. This is my first post, be gentle with me."