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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between an epileptic oyster-shucker & a prostitute with diarrhea? The epileptic oyster-shucker SHUCKS between FITS."

"What do you call a chicken with political ambition? Republic-hen"

"Why was the challah bread good at defending itself? Because it was made of Judo (Jew dough)"

"To make a long story short, just walk away once you're bored."

"You teabag But Chuck Norris potato sacks"

"If you get invited to an AT&T; executive's wedding, don't go. The reception will be terrible."

"this 'donkey kong' aspires to humanity through the gesture of the necktie. yet it is the hoarding of his wealth that truly makes him human"

"I had friend that died of indigestion Its just not the same now Gav is gone"

"How many female country singers does it take to sing a Patsy Cline song? Every fucking one of them."

"3 Muslims walk into an airport and a metro station in Brussels, what happens? 216 virgins."