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Joke of the Day

"What is the smallest mall? sMall !"

"I used to repost stolen comedian jokes and try to pass them off as my own. I still do but I used to too."

"I would talk about computer science... But it makes my mother board"

"What did the gay Frenchman say to his boyfriend right before sucking his dick? Boner appetit."

"Who are the most homo-erotic pop group at Hogwarts? Wand Erection. EDIT: If you don't get it, try saying it aloud."

"If I had a time machine I'd take 17 dollars to 1901 and buy several luxurious homes. Related: does anyone have a time machine and 17 dollars"

"I made a belt out of watches once... It was a complete waist of time."

"What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear an enzyme."

"Talking dirty ""I've been a very bad girl,"" she said, biting her lip. ""I need to be punished."" ""Very well,"" he replied and installed Windows 10 on her laptop."

"[creating foxes] GOD: make it orange & give it a fat tail ANGEL: ok... GOD: and make it sneaky ANGEL: you sure? GOD: yeah... real sneaky"