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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man with his arm up a horses butt? An Amish mechanic."
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"Yo mama so fat... She holds her pants up with the bible belt"
"If we are not if we are not meant to have midnight snacks why is there a light in the fridge ?"
"A snail can sleep for up to 3 years. I didn't know it was even possible to be this jealous."
"What's the slipperiest country? Greece!"
"Thesaurus was the first dinosaur to get murdered. No one likes a know it all."
"What do you find in a rythmic bakery? A-bun-dance"
"I know dream catchers don't work because I've never seen one in a car worth more than two thousand dollars."
"My sex life and gaming life are pretty similar. I play a lot of single player."
"What I lack in social skills, I make up for in hiding-from-people skills."