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Joke of the Day
"How can a man go 7 days without sleeping? Sleep at night"
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"Did you hear Vaseline is coming out with new labels for its petroleum jelly? They're going to have a picture of missing gerbils on it."
"what is awesome and witty? heres a hint, join the two words and put a jew in there"
"How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer? It's not there."
"I got my first email address in 1999 to keep in touch with a girl I met in Poland. She's dead now but I still use email."
"If you're drunk, you're 3 sheets to the wind... ...if you're stoned, are you three papers to the wind?"
"Why are relationships complex? Because you're real, but your girlfriend is imaginary"
"50 ft ladder. John: ""Shit, I just fell off a 50 ft ladder."" Adam: ""Oh no, are you okay?"" John: ""Yeah it's a good thing I fell off the first step."""
"If online bullying has taught us anything. It's that people would sooner hang themselves than lose a bit of weight."
"What do you call it when two cops dance? Pork Grinds"